Get off your ass, holiday shoppers.

The day after Christmas, I was bored and tried to return something at Best Buy. Bad idea. The parking lot was jammed. No spaces and plenty of cars with blinkers hoping to get spaces. If the economy was in trouble, you wouldn’t know it by looking in this store. Packed. Long check out lines. I didn’t wait for a parking spot. I parked next door – at Sports Authority. Plenty of places to park. The store that sold DVDs, Blue Rays, Wiis, video games and all kinds of shit for you to do at home sitting on your ass was overloaded with customers. The sporting goods store was slow. 

Don’t make me spell it out. Put down the remote and go outside. You have a better chance meeting women at the gym or at the park than you do playing with your electronic devices at home. 

Even if you don’t, you still went outside. You boosted your endorphins – so you’re happier and look a little fitter when you’re out in the field tonight.

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