Make fun of the 80s all you want. But, that was a time when women really knew how to slut it up for the gym. I never really went to the gym back then, I was in my teens. But the movie Perfect used to come on cable all the time. I must have seen it 200 times and still have no idea what it’s about. I just know that Jamie Lee Curtis wears lots of spandex outfits and does a lot of what we call today – strip aerobics.
Today, women do yoga. They wear pajamas and stretch. And they wonder why they’re fat.
Today, gym’s offer special discounts for you to join. When the Larry Tonic Gym opens, we’re going to have a class called Perfect Spandex where no one is allowed in unless they’re wearing spandex. And we have a hottie like Jamie Lee Curtis (80′s version) teach by thrusting, jiggling and gyrating around. Classes are free to members, but 10 dollars to watch.
Operators are standing by.
Your post reminded me of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjHtQa1Gcf8