Metal: The new steroid.

I love heavy metal music. I don’t care if it’s not cool. I love it. The only problem is, you can’t just sit on a chair and listen to heavy metal. You either have to be drinking beer, hanging out with buddies or working out. That’s one of the reasons I like to workout. It’s a chance for me to listen to heavy metal music. 

For some reason every gym I go to plays disco/party music. Metal gets you pumped up to lift more and add an extra 5 minutes to your cardio after you feel you can’t go on. Below are the songs that occupy my iPod shuffle:

ANTHRAX

What Does’t Die

Nobody Knows Anything

DIO

Jesus, Mary and the Holy Ghost

We Rock

Stand Up and Shout

Don’t Talk to Strangers

The Last In Line


FEAR FACTORY

What Will Become?

Back the Fuck Up

Shock

 

JUDAS PRIEST

Jugulator

Blood Stained

Dead Meat

Death Row

Bullet Train

 

KITTIE

Spit

Brackish

 

METAL CHURCH

Ton of Bricks

Metal Church – the song

 

NASHVILLE PUSSY

Go Motherfucker Go

 

PANTERA

Cowboys From Hell

Primal Concrete Sledge

 

RUN – DMC

King of Rock (Not metal but the song rocks)

 

SLAYER

Angel of Death

Piece By Piece

Necrophobic

Altar of Sacrifice

Jesus Saves

Criminally Insane

Reborn

Epidemic 

Postmortem

Raining Blood

Aggressive Perfector

 

I don’t feel like typing out the rest. I don’t know how to cut and paste from my playlist. The rest is Slipknot, Fight (Rob Halford’s band after he left Judas Priest) and King Diamond. If you’d like a free workout CD, send an e-mail to larry@larrysmaleescorts.com.

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